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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2016 18:17:58 GMT -8
You read something funny from another post or your character did something funny. Annnd go!
My favorite moment as the player of Thadius Patches was when he came up with the diabolical plan to drug some stew at his inn with the mushroooms from the Misty Woods... to serve to his customers if they didn't pay up.
He forgot to tell his apprentice, who served him a bowl, causing him to overdose and run into the misty woods. ripping his clothes off and tearing through said woods with his wrinkly butt bared to the world!
Hilarity.
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Jun of the Celadine
Widely Known
Roleplay posts: 1,410 
Age: 28
Physical Description: Jun is a human adult, standing 5’4”. She is wiry and fit at approximately 120 lbs. She has olive skin, dark brown hair ending just above her shoulders, and slight epicanthic folds over her dark almond eyes. Her face is squarish with a small chin. Her skin is dotted with battle scars, and her left arm is heavily bandaged due to an unknown affliction.
Clothes and Equipment: Jun possesses a vast collection of seeds, herbs, insects, and scrolls hidden in various pouches in her armor. These serve as reagents for her multitude of spells. Her armor consists of a customized, long-coat style gambeson that is stuffed with a matrix of seeds and plant fibers. Fitted on top is a set of brass-like, enchanted half armor (chest piece, pauldrons, and tassets) which gives off a warm aura. She has an open-faced, burgonet style helmet and coif of the same materials.
Her most notable "weapons" are Blackbean and Resonance. Blackbean is an elephant-sized demon crow which has served with Jun for many years as a mount and as a bodyguard. A minor enchantment allows him to disguise himself as a regular crow. Resonance is an azure blue longsword with a mind of his own. He can intercept minor attacks and can teleport to his owner. He can also use a personal reserve of magic to aid in the casting of a single spell.
Allegiances: Isra
Player's online availability : Frequently
Registered: Mar 27, 2015 22:57:52 GMT -8
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Post by Jun of the Celadine on Oct 6, 2016 20:10:30 GMT -8
Jun's life is essentially a comedy of errors.
I actually looked up what a comedy of errors technically is. Scratch that.
If I had to narrow it down, there are a couple that stand out. First of all there was the time that Jun was training under the holy dragon Lum'Valia. She was learning how to split her mind two different ways so that she could summon multiple light constructs. Part of the training involved taking a rock, dropping it, and legitimately believing that the rock was falling up and down at the same time. After several hours of trying to do this, Lum'Valia walked in on Jun in a delusional state of mind. She was hanging upside down from a wooden beam, dropping a rock down onto the floor in front of her while giggling maniacally. Indeed, from her perspective the rock was falling up and down at the same time. Lum had to drag crazy Jun into a bed until she was back to normal.
Honorable mentions go to when she accidentally teleported her armor into a chair in front of a powerful dragon god, leaving herself half naked. And the time she got into an argument with her multiple consciousnesses over her physical attractiveness. And finally there was the time Madame Naoki tried to seduce her into a foursome with a half human half bird and a blond hyper-muscular female bodyguard, after which Jun silently stepped out of the room and had an angry, violent existential crisis before calmly stepping back into the room and declining.
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