(Post here first!) The Garden Wall

A woman, no taller than 3 feet in height, began to meander over to the wall while reading her massive book. Her slow movement suggested she wasn't paying too much attention to her surroundings, and when she bumped into the stone fortification this was only confirmed by her surprise. She looked up and adjusted her glasses, leering at the wall.

"Accursed thing..." She muttered. The halfling began to look around for a doorway to pass through.

Quis looked down to the frog in surprise, raising an eyebrow as she did so.


"...what in the seven hells?" She said to herself before walking over to the frog and kneeling down.

"A talking frog? Impossible. Either I have accidentally induced some sort of aiborne drug and am hallucinating or this is the result of a form of magic I am unfamiliar with and that is INEXCUSABLE! I demand to know how this is possible, talking frog!"

She started to turn red from frustration as she beamed down to the poor animal with a mixed look of confusion and rage.

Quis looked at him quizzically and shrugged. This wasn't the weirdest thing she's ever seen.

She nodded to the frog.

"The answer to your second question is more precedent. I am no human, I am a halfling- a sub-species of humanoid admittedly related to humans. You will call me Quis Electrum, or Miss Electrum if it's easier."

She walked toward the wall, touching the wall to get a feel for it and sense any magic with a spell of hers.

"The next question, if it can be called that, seems to be whether or not I comprehend your challenge. The answer is, of course, yes. If this was not your question I advise asking the actual question instead of seeing if I can understand. And speaking of questions you should already know the answer to, this brings me to your last question."

Suddenly she began to float off the ground until she was eye level with Frog. She continued to float upwards, until she was able to hover over the wall itself. Sitting gently on it, she crossed her legs and looked at the frog with an aloof gaze.

"The answer is simple. Me. I am the meaning of life. Any other answer is simply wrong."

"Ignorant toad!" She snorted, crossing her arms in frustration. "I am never wrong! Question me again and suffer the consequences. Now, I have played your little game. I demand to speak to your master. Take me to him."

Croak "Who enters the garden domain?"

"How do I know you are General Fly and not another fly?"

"That is the correct answer. You may pass."