Badger
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Roleplay posts: 81
Age: 108
Physical Description: As nearly as he can tell, Badger is more than a century old, but appears to be in his mid-30's from the human perspective. He stands at a stocky 3'4, and has a muscular frame. A crop of pinkish-purple hair on his head is normally covered by a hat, and his white, toothy, segmented grin is always on display. Big ears, green eyes, and a bulbous nose give him the obvious look of the classic gnome.
Clothes and Equipment: If Badger is not working (that is to say performing) he can normally be spotted in his normal old street rags; a brown coverall type garment with a ratty shirt on underneath. He always has a trick or two tucked in his pockets, and is very fond of short blades.
Registered: Feb 12, 2017 17:51:39 GMT -8
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Post by Badger on Apr 23, 2017 4:24:40 GMT -8
1) Announce that it is Taco Tuesday, and wish everyone a happy Taco Tuesday. (Check!)
2) Fix the hole in the rainbow sieve.
3) Lasso the giant flying cornflake and finally make that bastard try on the cowboy hat I bought last November.
4) Have existential crisis concerning eventual failure to subdue giant cornflake.
5) Thank Ron for cleaning up after the Skittles commercial reenactment debacle. Fuck that was a bad idea.
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